February 2012
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Someone is vomiting REALLLLY loudly outside
crystalsoulslayer:
histimecocksparkles:
crystalsoulslayer:
Are you sure it’s not a Republican Presidential candidate holding a rally?
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But time to seal up the house and make no noise.
Or is that with Zombies?
No, Republicans are vampires from Twilight. They’re extremely pale, very rich, they live forever, they feed off the blood of the whole human race… plus they’re all...
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Someone is vomiting REALLLLY loudly outside
crystalsoulslayer:
Are you sure it’s not a Republican Presidential candidate holding a rally?
Dem tags.
But time to seal up the house and make no noise.
Or is that with Zombies?
Someone is vomiting REALLLLY loudly outside
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SSSSSOOOOOOOO Me and my mum probably got bitten by...
Because I looked up the symptoms of the bite.
Big red dot in the middle along with swelling and tingling/stinging
So Doctor’s for both of us tomorrow I guess.
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sher-lock replied to your post: So I just got bitten by a fucking ninja spider.
my friend got bitten by a spider and thought she didn’t need a doctor and then when she went they had to cut a chunk of her leg off so please get it seen to
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MY MUMS BITE WOUND IS BROWN AND DISGUSTING
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So I just got bitten by a fucking ninja spider.
I was just walking up the steps and felt my arm stinging all of a sudden. And it fucking hurt
But as I went to see what was causing it, there was nothing there. And I am just left with this bright red dot….It is now more red and swollen. My mum said she got the same bite and never found the thing that bit her. It was like it was never fucking there.
SPIDER, YOU ARE A NINJA TROLL AND I DO...
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A good friend got hired by a modelling agency.
Amount of self esteem left: 0
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arrest-the-scarf asked: k-tea <3
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
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Dear Universe
ferrettish:
barbeauxbot:
Please don’t let Benedict Cumberbatch and Imogen Poots ever date. At least in public. The resulting portmanteau would haunt my nightmares for all eternity.
#and you thought brangelina was bad
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Reblog if you've ever been bullied.
Let’s see how many notes this will get.
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