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Isabela:
So, how good is Donnic? Is he cocksure?
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Aveline:
(Sighs) Just... get it out of your system.
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Isabela:
Did he curl your toes?
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Isabela:
Shank your Jory?
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Isabela:
Kaddis your Katie?
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Isabela:
Arl your Eamon?
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Isabela:
Grey your Warden?
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Isabela:
Or master your taint? That's an old one.
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Aveline:
Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy?
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Isabela:
Well that's rather personal, don't you think?
invisibleduck:
Once upon a time a boy was born. This boy grew into Reginald Lancaster. He later became a knight and went off to battle. He was the only son of an often ill widow. He would always send home his earnings to his mom so that she could buy medicine.
Then one day Reginald led his fellow knights into battle and won. It was Halloween night as well, so there were many costumes to be worn and many drinks to be drunk.
Sadly for Reginald, he had one spiked drink too many. He was given a drink that had a Halloween Costume Fusing Potion. It was a joke from Kevin DePoulet, but it went much too far.
Reginald Lancaster was now a spider. His fellow knights rejected him and chased him from the camp site.
Lost and alone, he searched for his own kind and became a hero among them. He would often loot from those who they killed, and send money home to his ill ma-ma.
Then one day, he saw a warrior much like himself. The way he used to be.
He ran over to hug you and speak to you in plain English. You mistook him to be an attacking spider, as his fellow spiders also ran towards you when they saw their leader running. You killed him and his mates.
You took the 20 silver coins he was going to send to his mum to next day. Now his dear ma-ma will die of the plague and a broken heart.
Way to go.
